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HI MY NAMES IS MACK I AM ADVENTUROUS, EVERY DAY IS A NEW DAY FOR ME. I HAVE A FULL PLATE THAT KEEPS ME RUNNNING FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT.I HAVE ALWAYS MADE THE BEST OF EVERY BAD SITUATION . MY SURVIVOR INSTINCTS ARE AS SHARP AS A TACK BECAUSE I GET A LOT OF PRACTICE.WHEN I GET KNOCKED DOWN I JUMP BACK TO MY FEET.LITTERALY UNDERSTAND FOR EXAMPLE.... I AM AN INTERNATIONAL EVANGELIST AND ONE NIGHT DURING MY SERMON I KINDA RUN OF THE STAGE DUE TO OVER EXCITEMENT AND HIT THE CARPET BELOW WITH MY SLICK LEATHER SOLED SHOES AND MY FEET WENT RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER ME .I LANDED BELLY DOWN BUT AS SOON AS I HIT, THE ADRENALINE KICKED IN DUE TO THE EMBARASSMENT AND SOMETHING JUST STOOD ME RIGHT BACK TO MY FEET LIKE NOTHING EVER TOOK PLACE.I KEPT MY COMPOSURE AND ONLY MY FACE WAS RED AS A BEET FOR AWHILE LOL.LAST YEAR I DECIDED TO PURSUE A LIFELONG DREAM AND BECOME A STAND UP COMEDIAN.ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN TOLD I WAS QUITE A CHARACTER.EVERY TEACHER THOUGHT I WAS A SMART ALECK,BUT MY CLASSMATES NEVER STOPPED LAUGHING FOR THEM IT WAS A NONSTOP EVERYDAY COMEDY SHOW .AFTER ALL WHY NOT PUT ALL MY LIFE EXPERIENCES OUT WHERE OTHERS COULD LAUGH TOO. COMING FROM A VERY DISFUNCTIONAL FAMILY PROVIDES ME WITH ENOUGH MATERIAL TO LAST FOREVER . NOT TO MENTION THE WORKPLACE AND TWO FAILED MARRIAGES.THEN THERE'S MY WORLD TRAVELS . I THINK ALONG THE LINES THAT EVRY THING THAT OCCURS HAS SOMETHING HUMOROUS TIED TO IT.